Pixie Dixie

fuckyeahleightonmeester:

Blair: Dan Humphrey. Just who I hate to admit I was looking for. You’re dirty.Dan: What are you talking about?Blair: Cheating, drinking, drugs, it’s all fair game. But outing your boyfriends sister is dark. How did squeaky-clean Humphrey even come up with that?Dan: I didn’t come up with anything.Blair: Oh my god. You know something. Spill it.Dan: Yeah, I might have seen Asher kissing another guy.Blair: So it’s true? Who was he kissing?Dan: I don’t know, I couldn’t see. what does it matter?Blair: Right now Gossip Girl’s credibility is the same as Tinsely Mortimer’s after a few martinis. But if I can prove that his duplicity is more than just a rumour, then they’ll break up. That’s what you want, isn’t it?Dan: Well yeah, I guess. Blair: Asher’s just using your sister as a cover. It’s your brotherly duty to save her from becoming the next Katie Holmes. Dan: … And you’re in this to help Jenny?Blair: Motive is irrelevant, as long as our endgame is the same.

fuckyeahleightonmeester:

Blair: Dan Humphrey. Just who I hate to admit I was looking for. You’re dirty.
Dan: What are you talking about?
Blair: Cheating, drinking, drugs, it’s all fair game. But outing your boyfriends sister is dark. How did squeaky-clean Humphrey even come up with that?
Dan: I didn’t come up with anything.
Blair: Oh my god. You know something. Spill it.
Dan: Yeah, I might have seen Asher kissing another guy.
Blair: So it’s true? Who was he kissing?
Dan: I don’t know, I couldn’t see. what does it matter?
Blair: Right now Gossip Girl’s credibility is the same as Tinsely Mortimer’s after a few martinis. But if I can prove that his duplicity is more than just a rumour, then they’ll break up. That’s what you want, isn’t it?
Dan: Well yeah, I guess.
Blair: Asher’s just using your sister as a cover. It’s your brotherly duty to save her from becoming the next Katie Holmes.
Dan: … And you’re in this to help Jenny?
Blair: Motive is irrelevant, as long as our endgame is the same.

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